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I am freaking lazy to blog.
Like seriously.
Maybe it's the atmosphere.
Maybe I should start fresh. Again.
Maybe.
SPM can go eat shit laaaaaa.
x
Almost 6 million viewers.
Probably 6 million by now (:
Parody of Sorry, Blame It On Me.
This is the shite!
Blame It On Halo 3
As life goes on I’m finding that I still sluff off most of my responsibilities
And I realize that I can be easily distracted from what’s going on around me
So I wanted to…uh…(cough) hold on a minute, just a second…
What did you want again? Oh right…I was singing a song…
I’m sorry for the way that I’ve behaved
Over the last twenty seven days
I’m sorry for the times you asked and pled
But I never heard a word you said
When you were telling me to take out the trash
And you were warning me we were low on cash
I’m sorry that I acted like a slob
I’m sorry I got fired from my job
I’m sorry that the house hasn’t been cleaned
The kids fought and I didn’t intervene
I’m sorry that I haven’t made our bed
I didn’t feed the dog and now he’s dead
Because I’m on the couch like everyday
Livin off of Mountain Dew and Frito Lays
I’m sorry for the weight that I’ve started to gain
I’m sorry that my man boobs are causing you pain
And yes I know that your folks came over
And I never said hello
And I missed our toddlers first steps
And your birthday yes I know
And I suppose the very worst it all
Was when I missed the birth of our new baby
But I had a very good reason babe
See I was playin Halo 3
I was playin Halo 3
I was playin Halo 3
Hanging out with Master Chief
Edition Legendary
Yeah, I was playin Halo 3
See, I was playin Halo 3
Just hanging out with Master Chief
While I was playin Halo 3
I’m sorry that I missed the toilet, dear
Cause I was tryin play by lookin in the mirror
I know that it must have seemed so cruel
When I didn’t pick our son up from school
I’m sorry that the car got repossessed
I bought the flat screen instead of making payments
I’m sorry that all I could see was my game
When you came down in your new lingerie
And I know your threatening to leave me
You found a man you’re going to wed
And I’m sorry ya’ll will never get married
Cause now he plays Halo with me instead
I know it’s really hard on you
And it’s got you feelin blue
It must be just like Deja Vu
From when I was playing Halo 2
I was playing Halo 2
I was Playing Halo 2
It almost split up me and you
When I was playing Halo 2
But now I’m playing Halo 3
On my Xbox 360
Just hanging out with my online peeps
While we’re playing Halo 3
Oh well. Need to finish up homework.
Pft. Who gives homework when SPM is coming?
denissa xxx
Hello fubu's.
Okay, maybe not all my readers are my fubu's.
Hello anyway.
So what have I been doing?
Obviously, wasting my time.
I blogged yesterday & I'm blogging again today. Can you see the pattern? I'll blog again tomorrow. This means I'm not studying & my blog is NOT 'temporarily' closed. Lol. AAAAAH. I'm sorry my readers! My blog is 'temporarily' closed!
Okay maybe not. The whole explanation is that I won't be able to blog VERY often (which I am doing right now) because I WAS grounded. Which I might not be right now....
But anyway, just don't expect me to blog very often thats all - even though I am now. ARGH. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS.
Anyway, no I did not study yesterday. Sigh. The closer SPM is drawing, the lazier I get. Whatthehell. I suck. I can't even stick to my studying pattern despite being OCD.
So what was I doing yesterday?
Taking random portrait photos. Ah.
Sucks to be me right now.
I have Add Maths gerak gempur on Monday.
I have BK trials on Tuesday.
Sucks to be me right now (x2)
So I have no other pictures to post up, I'll just post up my portrait photos.
No photoshopping. Unless you're asking me why I looked so retarded in the pictures, well, it's the camera trick. HAHA.
Occupied & Vacant.
Omg. Occupied & Vacant is a long story.
I'll tell you anyway.
But shhh. Don't tell anyone. LOL.
My sister & I were making a video on Beer & Peanuts. Which is actually supposed to be called the The Tang Dynasty, that is another long story. You see, my grandfather's surname is Tang. And he likes beer & peanuts. OMG HAHAHA.
Abd I know this has NOTHING to do with Occupied & Vacant, but the two is part of the video. And and.. ahhahahhaa. And and andaahahahhaa. Thinking of it already makes me laugh so much that I'm not going to tell you cause I can't stop laughing ahhahahaaa.
Hello, I'm occupied :]
Then I decided to play with my bunny. (:
Say hi to bunny the rabbit :]
BITE BUNNY. *bitebitebite*
Hug bunny :]
HUG BUNNY TO DEATH. MWAHHAHA.
Oh, I am SO hooked onto Girls Generation.
Jace\HannFei\Me
Girls Generation? From where one?
Korea.
Wah. Why they all so pretty & you so ugly one?
-.-
Hhahahahahaha.
And who am I?
Thats one secret I'll never tell.
You know you love me,
XOXO
Gossip Girl.
LOOOOOOOOL GOSSIP GIRL MANIAAAAA.
Love,
denissa x
Quotes ;
"Koreans tend to over-drama things, but thats just how we roll."
-Denissa Goh.
"What's brotherly love in a family with no male but my dad? Even my dog is a bitch."
-Debbie Goh.
*likelikelikelikeLIKELIKELIKE Facebook has no double likes*
Konichiwa losers.
OKAYOKAYOKAY DON'T KILL ME. I know you're fed up that I changed my skin again! (for those who reads my blog since the first time I started) But I just felt so emo everytime I looked at my previous skin. It's so dull and gloomy & I tend to post about emo stuffs (though I try not to). Like Miss Pau Lau Chia Sing (:
Okay. Yeayeayea, we all know I skipped school today. Big deal. And you all probably know I already cut my fringe, through twitter of course. If you don't, well. You're just left out.
LOL.
Pft. Child.
Oh well. I have to wait for a few months to grow it back to normal, in the meantime, I have to learn how to love it.. and continue studying. *Shivers* I remember what grandma used to say to me.
Grandma\Denissa
"LAST TIME AH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY HAIR ONE. WHEN I'M GOING TO SIT FOR MY EXAM, I CUT MY HAIR SHORT SO THAT IT'S NOT IN THE WAY."
"But po po, I remember you had pretty long hair in the prom picture. Remember? You were looking hot. Who was that man beside you?"
"HUH?"
"Oh nothing. Nothing nothing." (:
"BETTER STUDY HARD AH."
Ah. Hair.
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Anyway, nothing much's going on. Just loads and loads of exams projects coming up. Aaah. I don't know if I can continue living anymore. What if I'm suddenly being thrown into a fit. Then I start twitching (Ew hahahahhahahaha) and frothing at my mouth. Then I stick my tongue out and die. Lol. So last minute. Like...
If tomorrow never comesssssssssss. Will she know how much I loved herrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Okay I'm not bi. I swear to you.
--
Okay! Lets move on. I'm going to blog about what I hate.
One thing I hate, lets say I had loads of things to blog about. But when I'm finally here, I have already forgotten them. I forget my things! It happens to me everywhere & anything! Gah.
So the first thing I hate, I forget my things.
Me: Hey mom. I have something to tell you.
Mom: Yeah? *turns to me*
Me: I.. uh.
Mom: Yes?
Me: I forgot.
Mom: Huh?
Me: Yeah, I forgot. *walks away*
Me: *walks into room & puts phone down*
Debbie: Hey listen to me play this song. Come.
Me: Uh okay? *walks to piano*
Debbie: *after playing* So? Whatchu think?
Me: Where is my phone........*looks around*
Debbie: -.-
Me: I thought I put it here... *looks around whole house*
Me: Eh you know ah.
Embrys: Mmhmm?
Me: Uhm. Wait. I forgotten what I wanted to say.
Embrys: -.-
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I gets on my nerves! Especially now when I'm having my PMS. And I especially HATE HATE HATEHATEHATEHATE blur people. And I HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE those who acts blur. IT'S SO NOT CUTE OK.
The second thing I hate; blur people & those who acts blur.
Me: hey Delna (I call her Delna. Pronounced as 'dhel-nah'), you hungry?
Delena: *plays GameBoy* .... huh?
Me: You hungry?
Delena: *plays GameBoy. Long silence* .... huh?
Me: Are YOU HUNGRY?
Delena: *plays GameBoy. Long silence. Longer than the usual* ..
Me: FORGET IT STUPID. *slams book open & study*
Delena: Uhm yesyes I am. YES.
SEE WHAT I MEAN. It's so annoying I wanted to beat the living hell out of her! GAH. No, I CANNOT chill! This PMS is getting on my nerves. All the stupid mood swings and stuff.
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Another thing I hate. People interrupting what I say.
The third thing I hate ; people interrupting what I say.
Debbie: Really? HAHAHHAHA.
Me: YEAH OMG AND THEN HE WAS LIKE-
Mom: Debbie Debbie! Look outside!
Me: ..... *mutters under breath 'I was talking to her. Pft'*
Mom: *blablablablaabla-talked to Debbie for at least 5 minutes*
Me: Yeah okay like I said, then he was like-
Mom: DEBBIE! Look at the dog!
Me: ........... Mother. Done? SO like I said, he was like-
Mom: Debbie, dad and I decided that.. *blablabla*
Me: .........................
Me: *grabs Debbie's arm* AS I WAS SAYING HE WAS LIKE.
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Another thing I hate, people telling me not to use the word hate cause it's eeeeeevil.
The fourth thing I hate; people telling me not to use the word hate.
Me: OMG I JUST HATE HIM.
Dad: Don't use the word hate. It's a strong word.
Me: Oh and thats just the reason why I used it, dad.
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Oh well. Thats about all. No actually I have tonnes. But I'm just keeping it until here. Writing this already makes me so fired up. LOL. Stupid PMS.
I'll be taking a cab to tuition later. I hope he notices me or I won't go to tuition at all. HMPF. Better, I can study my BK at home. AAAARGH. I'M SO EDGY! I feel like Walter from the ventriloquist, Jeff Dunham. Geeez.
Remember to follow me on Twitter & check my updates.
twitter.com/denissa
ATTENTION:
I WILL not be able to update my blog VERY OFTEN. I will ONLY blog when I HAVE THE TIME. Which is, DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
But I also want you to know, I will be updating my Twitter VERY VERY VERY OFTEN because I am a Tweet Whore.
Omg I just realized something. Read the above attention, imagining me saying it in a sarcastic edgy tone. Especially at the " Twitter VERY VERY VERY OFTEN because I am a Tweet Whore." HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA. SOOO DRAMA.
Lots of love,
denissa xxxxx
2040!!! *click to enlarge*
Hello blog readers (;
As you can obviously see, I am back. Missed me? Pretty much I guess.♥
So what has been going on?
Lets see. Just a little skimming through since everything's on my Twitter.
Don't forget to follow me & I'll return the love ♥
I'M SORRY I HAVE TOO MUCH WORDS IN MY BLOG I'LL TRY TO MAKE THEM COLORFUL FOR YOU TO ENJOY READING MY BLOG. (:
For the whole Raya holidays (1 week, which was last week), I've been going out shopping! With my dear sister of course. We were hunting for a dress to wear on Uncle Ming's wedding. How thoughtful. Of course, we wouldn't want to look like a drag queen, do we? (Kumar Drag Queen. HAHA. Chocolate, Vanilla, POKEY. HAHHAHA)
Like I said in the last post, Saturday to Friday. And I'm sure you guys were wanting to know what happened on Thursday. Where did I go this time? The Gardens? Pavilion? No. I stayed home. Unfortunately. I was down with food poisoning. Sadly. And what may be the cause of this terrible unfortunate thing that was keeping me down? MY OWN COOKING.
Okay I know I know I suck ;( When they say you can't cook, you really can't cook. Well I won't tell you what happened. I'm too embarrassed. *covers face with Korean fan* Okay that's the stupidest thing to do. But whatever.
And on Friday? I was out with Ben and my sister. Ben? What is a Ben? Is he a clock? A plane? A bird? *slaps self* (I hate myself -.-) No. Benjamin Er actually :D Yes, we decided to catch up. It was Debbie's idea really. He came over to my house. He drove here actually.
I'm surprised he still remembered after all those years of sneaking into my house when my parents wasn't around and getting caught by my maid I swear to you we weren't doing anything but stoning on my sofa in front of the window he was a boring guy LOL.
Trying to show off laaaa. He thinks just because he's STILL 17 and already in Taylors taking A Levels, he thinks he can drive and show of cause I cannot drive laaaa? Debbie & Ben were gang banging (I swear to you this word is so not fit for this situation HAHAHH) me, talking about college life. -.-
Anyway, he came in his extra car.
His dad let him take the BM.
His extra car is the BMW -.-
And he calls me rich -.-
My extra car is the Kancil -.-
Okay I will stop spacing every sentence I type.
Anyway, he yum cha-ed in Kajang (I hate this place I HATE IT ROARRRRRRRR). And then toured Kajang
cause this place is boring
and it's like a piece of shit.
Have I meantioned how much I hate Kajang?
No?
I HATE KAJANGGGG I SWEAR TO YOU I'M SPAMMING ON MY KEYBOARD NOWW!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&!@$%^&*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIFT ONE 111111111!!!!!!!!!
Okay lets move on, then we came back to my house and had fun. LOL. My dog wanted to hump him. He was nice to my dog. Thats nice.
So after that, on Saturday! I went to Sri Nobel's Carnival! It was so much fun (: Met so many old friends. Mandy, Karyn, Eunice, Michelle, Adele, Alan Lai and more other people. I was so glad to finally catch up with them (:
Joshua, Maverick & Jonathan.
My sister shocked to see Adele. LOL priceless.
The 3 of us. Sigh. I want to smash Jia Ye's dslr.
Joshua Ong : dslr meh? Why his pictures so not nice one?
LOOOL.
Jonah Yap. (:
Alan Lai (has moobs = man boobs), Joshua, Jonathan. Idk the guy behind.
Rushed home & salon. Got hair done. Mommy decided that I straightened my hair ;(I swear I will perm my hair once again. Then that way, I will be the all time favorite Denissa Goh! ♥
Hahahhaha *shoots head with gun*
So we went to Cyberjaya I forgot whats the hotel's name.
Didn't put make up on. No accessories. Only a ring (:
*plucks out fingers*
Went through the tea pouring ceremony. Got ang pauss ♥ Went for cocktail & cupcakes session. Took loads of pictures. Debbie didn't upload them. I hate her -.-
Their little cute door gift (: Pink glittery scented candles. Imagine my room filled with different types of scented candles. How seductive. HAHAHHA BLAIR FROM GOSSIP GIRL ALWAYS DOES THAT WHEN SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH CHUCK BASS. ♥
With Debbie. ♥
The 3 of us again. Sigh.
Dad: Delena, smile properly.
STUPID AHHAHAA SHE LOOKS SO RETARDEDDDDDAHAHAHHAAaahhaaahhh *laughter dies*
♥
Thats all. Most of the pictures are in my Facebook (:
If you wanna see the bride, they're in my Facebook too.
Remember to follow me on Twitter & check my updates (;
twitter.com/denissa
I sooOOOooooOOooO *slaps self* need to study for my BK exam tonight since I'm skipping school and tuition. I am so not motivated right now.
Follow me on Twitter! You won't regret!
I so hate to type that sentence. I typed it at least more than 541541877429752675685675675693528767945124897585421848575787552455151554548545281571548445575447 times already. Hate me. *sings Lady Sov's Love me Hate me*
ATTENTION:
I WILL not be able to update my blog VERY OFTEN. I will ONLY blog when I HAVE THE TIME. Which is, DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
But I also want you to know, I will be updating my Twitter VERY VERY VERY OFTEN because I am a Tweet Whore.
I will paste this attention on EVERY post that I update until everyone understands.
Lots of love,
denissa xxxx
Omg I swear it's the loveliest dress ever. (:
It's fine right? (:
